So I followed the example of https://eldritchdata.neocities.org , grabbed a code snippet from there, and made my website unusable with JavaScript enabled, HAHAHAHA.

Given that I hate the modern web with a burning passion, then that is a proof of my take.
Using JavaScript against itself
Feels good

Update #1: After three days I changed the JS-blocking code to a warning instead.
Update #2: Removed the code because I got bored with it

=> https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/094/820/4aa.jpg